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MAJOR RAGER / DUBSTEP, REGGAE & ELECTRO -party 07.09.09

"THE TWELVE STEPS OF MAJOR RAGING

1: ADMIT YOU ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE FORCES OF RAGE

2: BELEIVE THAT MAJOR RAGER WILL RESTORE YOU TO A STATE OF INSANITY

3: MAKE A DECISION TO TURN YOUR LIVES OVER TO MAJOR RAGER

4: KEEP AN INVENTORY ON YOUR BELONGINGS AND DRINK COUNT (HIGH DRINK COUNT IS GOOD!)

5: ADMIT TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING THE NATURE OF YOUR RAGE

6: SHOWCASE AND LET LOOSE ALL YOUR DEFECTS OF CHARACTER

7: DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW MANY NIGHTS YOU HAVE GOT DRUNK RECENTLY AND FORGET HOW BROKE YOU ARE

8: DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE FOR ANYTHING. MAKE A LIST OF PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PISS OFF

9: GET REARY DRUNK AND ACT LIKE AN IDIOT

10: DOUBLE CHECK BOTH HANDS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A HIGH DRINK INVENTORY

11: ENGAGE WILD HEADBANGING, ARM FLAILING, AND ASS WIGGLING

12: HAVE A SPIRITUAL AWAKENING, MAKE NEW FRIENDS, TALK TO OLD ONES, MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE HOT"